Just a little Joke

In English Please:

Today I read a joke about the population of America. Well here is my version on the population of Australia

There are 21 Million people in Australia.

11 million are Children and the Elderly.

Which leaves 10 Million people to do the work.

1.5 Million work for the Federal government.

Which leaves 8.5 Million to do the work.

3 Million work for the State government .

Which leaves 5.5 Million to do the work.

We have 2 Million people in Jail or some kind of institution.

Which leaves 3.5 Million to do the work

We during any working day 600,000 in hospitals or off home sick

Which leaves 2.900,000 to do the work

We have 2,899,998 people on the Dole

Which leaves 2 people left to do the work.

And since I am am now working, that leaves you...reading jokes... hmmm

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principiis obsta - meaning : Resist the first advances. (Latin) B.F 1734

esse quam videri: - meaning: To be, rather than to seem. (Latin) Ricky Saunders 2007

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According to research at an English university, it doesn't matter in what order the letters
in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter is at the right place.
The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without problem.
This is because we do not read every letter by it self but the word as a whole.

In gobbledygook please:

Toady I read a jkoe abuot the ppoutalion of Aremcia. Well hree is my vesrion on the ppolutaoin of Asurtlaia

Tehre are 21 Mlioiln pelpoe in Aurtsaila.

11 mllioin are Chirdlen and the Elredly.

Wihch leaevs 10 Mllioin ppoele to do the wrok.

1.5 Milloin wrok for the Fdeearl gevomnrnet.

Whcih leevas 8.5 Mlliion to do the wrok.

3 Mililon work for the Satte gorevmnnet .

Wihch laeevs 5.5 Million to do the wrok.

We hvae 2 Mlliion ppoele in Jial or smoe kind of itsnitutoin.

Wihch laeevs 3.5 Mililon to do the wrok

We druing any wkroing day 600,000 in hoipsatls or off hmoe scik

Wihch levaes 2.900,000 to do the wrok

We hvae 2,899,998 ppoele on the Dloe

Wihch lvaees 2 pelpoe lfet to do the work.

And since I am now wkronig taht lvaees you rdaenig jekos... hmmm


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pnircpiiis osbta - maeinng : Risest the fsrit aavdcnes. (aLitn) B.F 1734

esse quam vediir: - maeinng: To be, rhtaer tahn to seem. (aLtni) Rkciy Suaednrs 2007

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