Food for thought

In English please:
Seeing is believing?

A teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He
doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she
must not have one!


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“In a discreet man's mouth, a publick thing is private.” B.F 1735

“I never forget a good deed, how did you say you helped me again?”
© Ricky Saunders 2007
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According to research at an english university, it doesn't matter in what order the letters
in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter is at the right place.
The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without problem.
This is because we do not read every letter by it self but the word as a whole.


In Gobbledygook Please:

Seieng is beilevnig?

A thcaeer was gniog to elpxian eulovoitn to the cdlihern.
The teahcer aksed a liltte byo: Tmmoy do you see the tere otuisde?
TOMMY: Yes.
TCAEEHR: Tommy, do you see the garss otusdie?
TMMOY: Yes.
TCAEHER: Go oistude and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TMMOY: Okay. (He ruterend a few muniets lreta) Yes, I saw the sky.
TAECREH: Did you see God?
TMOYM: No.
TAECHRE: Taht's my pniot. We can't see God bceuase he isn't trehe. He
dseon't eixst.

A llttie gril skope up and wtnaed to ask the boy smoe qtseuinos.
The thcaeer agreed and the lttile gril aeksd the byo:
LTTILE GRIL: Tmmoy, do you see the tere ostudie?
TMOYM: Yes.
LLTTIE GLRI: Tmmoy do you see the gsars ouistde?
TOMMY: Yessssss (egtnitg tierd of the qtseuoins by tihs temi).
LITTLE GLRI: Did you see the sky?
TYMMO: Yessssss
LLTTIE GLRI: Tmmoy, do you see the thcaeer?
TOYMM: Yes
LITTLE GRIL: Do you see her barin?
TYMMO: No
LTILTE GRIL: Tehn acrocnidg to waht we wree thguat toady in school, she
must not have one!


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"In a drcsieet man's muoth, a puilbck tnihg is pavirte." B.F 1375

"I never fgroet a good deed, how did you say you hpleed me aiagn?"
© Rkciy Suaredns 2007